The original comment.

The artistic interpretation.

Aw, it’s so cute – who knew that a ridiculously prized and overpriced luxury item, fetishized in song and print, would be capable of such adorable devotion? This particular item is one of my most fervent admirers. I believe I helped it with a college thesis!

This person does spam illustrations too, but he works mainly in the medium of email subject lines. I love these. Can’t you just picture them in embroidery?